I dunno man, I could probably only eat about half.
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
I will never stop my assault on tumblr and feminism
You will never silence the voice of men, never.
You can not gain equality unless you give it.
Ps? Getting kicked in the testicles is scientifically more painful than giving birth. So you can fuck yourselves.
I will never give up until every tumblr feminist is gone, withering away in the dirt. The egalitarian master race sends their regards.
Feminism is outdated.
Guys look fresh men tears
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
Do I wanna know what I would be, or…
AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!
It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.
THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS
*cop pulls me over*
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
my very favourite supernatural theory is that the only reason that all these bad things happen to the winchesters is because of all the mirrors they smashed back in season one
when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already
when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons
when you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages
when you’re an international kpop sensation
Goddammit, kpop fandom.
cosplay more like co$play
More like €o$p£a¥
how did you all miss cospay
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well